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CRITICAL: Mike's script detected
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Alex
Team Eugen Team Ira Team Jay Team Madelyn Team Michael Team Ned Team Nikola Team Ozren Team Scott Team Vlad
Relax. The site is fine.

Happy Birthday, Alex!

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Birthday HQ

Cake deployment, script survival, and zero production damage. Mostly.

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Alex Stage
🥂🍰 Team Eugen Team Ira Team Jay Woohoo!
🥂✨ Team Madelyn Team Scott Team Michael Go Alex!
🥂🎉 Team Ned Team Nikola Team Ozren Team Vlad Ship it!
Cake: pending Script Runner: pending
Emergency Cake Deployment Cakes caught: 0 / 3 Cake damage: 0 / 2
Move the catcher. Catch cakes. Avoid scope creep.
Nikola
Team Nikola
Team Ned Ned

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Mike's Script Runner Scripts passed: 0 / 10 Shield: inactive
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Team Michael Mike

Birthday HQ Complete

Happy Birthday, Alex!

Cake deployed. Mike's script dodged. Tickets temporarily contained.